Morning sickness, my foot….

Okay. I am grateful. I am blessed. I am happy. But my god, my god, if I don’t stop puking soon…..

I know they said pregnancy slows down the entire digestion process, but I just threw up dinner and dessert. That I ate FIVE HOURS AGO. Granted, I have felt like throwing up since I ate, so I’m glad to have that done with. But come on!! FIVE HOURS LATER?? There shouldn’t have been anything in there to throw up! And whoever decided “morning” sickness was the term needs to yeet themselves into the nearest dumpster, because that’s some hot garbage. Allllll daaaaaaay. No food is safe. And when I get lulled into a false sense of security because “yogurt and fruit never makes me throw up!”, my gag reflex says, “NOT TODAAAAAAAY” and makes me throw up AT MY DESK in front of a client.

Sorry, I’m tired. *sighs in grateful pregnant woman*