So I haven't thought about this ex for months

Dude cheated on me, I gave him another chance. Turns out he had like 3 girlfriends one of which is a damn teenager but is still with him because she doesn't believe me lol

I had a dream that me and 20 copies of my boyfriend went out for a night on the town LOL

we saw my ex and his new GF at the bar and we came up with a plan to mafia his ass I guess. But i was like what to do with GF? I have no beef with her.

Long story short I end up duct-taping my ex to a chair out by the river after I had 20 of my boyfriends clones beat him up and he's asking "what did you do with my girlfriend!" And I said "relax! You know I wouldn't do anything to her! I just choked her out and left her in the bar bathroom floor." Like wtf

Y'all tell me why I woke up at 3am laughing hysterically