Funniest thing that's ever happened during sex?

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My husband knocked over my candle warmer, onto us. We got a quick lesson in bdsm! Lmao

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Hmmm idk if it's THE funniest but we were really getting into it one time and we were pretty sweaty and our stomachs suctioned together & made a super loud fart sound and we couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂 we are so immature 😂😂😂

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Another one, my husband and I both finished together. He still lay on tip of me panting. He reach up and gave me a high five and said good game... I died laughing.

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One time we were getting busy, and we had to be secretive because we were living with my parents. We heard my mom coming and he pulled his pants up and at that exact moment he also came, so he got cum all on his shorts and my mom walks in and says "Hey, Jared, can you come here real quick?" He was so scared to get up with cum on his shorts so he just said "No!!!" Without thinking first and my mom got PISSED & hated him for a while😂 that was when we were younger, and she now knows about that incident and why he yelled at her and we laugh about it to this day😂

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Who knows? We laugh during sex 95% of the time. I've always heard that if you don't laugh at least once during sex that you're having it with the wrong person.

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I started my period and it looked like a CSI scene.

Another time I had sex wayyyy to soon after a stomach bug. It felt awesome and when I had an orgasm I flexed and had diarrhea all over his balls. He still brings that up from time to time.

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We rented a suite at a hotel w a huge hot tub in the middle.. Had a bottle of red wine, went in the tub, started fooling around and he stood up in the tub and asked for a bj. I was trying to be all sexy and went to do it. Puked, all over him and in the hot tub we were in. Red wine. I cried in the shower after and he felt so bad... This was 7 years ago when we were dating; luckily he married me after that 😂😂😂 i still get shit for it though

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When my husband and I were just dating we had sex and I had horrible gas that night...he spread my legs and I let out the biggest fart ever. I was so embarrassed lol. Now we laugh about it.

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One time I was riding reverse cowgirl but my legs were getting tired. So I stood up to reposition, but when I did the ceiling fan hit me in the head. It was hilarious.  And the end of that session.

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My funniest/most embarrassing was we had just laid our daughter down for bed. And started fooling around on the couch (it was a futon, made out of cedar logs like one you'd see in a log cabin) and we went to switch positions to doggy and his first thrust in my arms gave out. My face landed on the wooden arm rest. Gave me a black eye. It was a fun one to explain to family and customers the next few days. 😅

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One time my husband and I were having a quickie before work and the jar of dried lavender that my aunt gave me for morning sickness fell off the shelf above the bed and hit me right in the face. That was so romantic.

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