pregnancy. birth is a joy. a tribute, if you will, to all that’s right in the world. right feet, left arms, and wrong fathers. just another day in the meth lab🤩. as i stir the pot of juicy meth favoured dildos, the sun came down on a beautiful bikini bottom day. my husband to be came downstairs from his ivory tower to check up on my pregnancy status (what’s the status update on rosa parks abby lee miller?(momz better have my money)). where was i going with this story? anyway long story short the baby was asian and my hubby wasnt the daddy. out of anger he licked the pregnancy sticks clean and announced he was gay with a piss fetish.🥰