Please don’t take this post seriously this is just something my boyfriend does that I found funny 😆

So I moved in with my boyfriend 3 months ago. We’ve been together for a year. At first us sleeping together was awesome

Theeeeen I started going to sleep way later then him. HES A VERY DEEP SLEEPER. At first he would just moan and groan like he was feeling sick so I’d call his name asking what’s wrong, turns out he was just in a deep sleep. So I’d be sitting in bed like

Weeks after I started waking up with his finger in my ass? Like not on my ass IN MY ASS, BETWEEN MY BUTTCHEEKS. So then I was like

So I started removing it everytime he did and each time I woke up with his hand attached to my ass I just wanted to

I told him about it and he apologized which I knew he didn’t know because he’s a deep sleeper. Then the other night I decided to put a blanket between us so I could get a good nights rest. This man IN HIS SLEEP, lifts up the covers to try it again. I was already awake to see if he’d do it again. I was sitting in bed ready to go to war

Tell me why I start to feel the blankets lift so I turn around real fast and hold the blankets down as he’s tugging them up, I’m holding them down while he’s forcefully pulling them up and I can’t help but start dying laughing we were literally in the bed like

I finally got up and a yelled his name he woke up and was like whats wrong? I said your trying to violate me while I’m sleeping please stop ✋🏾 and he was like I’m so sorry and I was like it’s fine but I’m not about to be playing tug-a-war over my ass. He told me it’s because I have such a nice butt which I do but its like damn

Update: for everyone saying “this is a lie” or “he’s doing this on purpose” neither is true lol. He does in fact do this not on purpose. His dad told me that he used to have full on conversations with him thinking my boyfriend was awake but definitely was not ever since he was a kid. It really doesn’t bother me I just thought it would be a fun story to tell and read others stories as well. Sorry if you took offense to my post, but I can’t help what happens to ME 🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️