I had very great sex last night, it’s been a long time since we’ve had such a good time. Ok well, because of my belly, I don’t like to lay flat on my back. But I did for a little and the position was excellent. I know, why am i sharing all of this!? Because I could feel it hitting my G spot. I’ve squirted in the past and I know it’s said to be either pee or other fluid.

We finished having sex. I had vaginal orgasms which hasn’t happened in a few months. I got really giddy and started laughing a little but while I was kinda laughing, queefs started shooting out.

I’m laughing, squeezing my legs together queefing uncontrollably, my husband and my are crying laughing so hard..and then boom. Water shoots onto the floor. It literally sprays out. There’s a trickle down my leg. It was a white color..it’s Everywhere. I start freaking out thinking my water broke. Or I peed.

Gross I know, I start trying to scoop it up because I want to smell it. He’s telling me “it’s squirt” because it’s mixed with all sorts of cum. I know it came out of my vagina. It didn’t smell like pee. It also didn’t smell sweet like amniotic fluid. I even wiped it with toilet paper and it’s completely clear. But has either semen or mucous mixed in. So it’s milky white as well.

I drank a glass of orange juice after because i was freaking out about the baby being ok.. he’s kicking like usual.

I’m going to call my doctor when she opens at 8am. It’s 6am now. I’m 34 weeks..

it’s really embarrassing but funny and also scary. Should I go to hospital and get checked? Or do we think this is pee or “squirt”?

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