My dad is the worst baby-talker. He can’t talk normally to my kids at all. They’re only 3 and 1 but I don’t tend to use baby talk. But this is how my dad talks to my kids 😂🤣😂 —

“You going to eat a little snacky snacky my sweetie patootie?”

“No eat the toy! Only food go in mouth boo boo!”

“Time for a nappy nap!”

“Does my baby want a cookie shmookie? My little hammyhoo can have whatever he wants!”

It drives me up a wall but I don’t say anything because I know it’s just how he expresses affection.