Okay, I'm lost haha. His butt is too small for newborn diapers (he apparently inherited exactly 0% butt from either of us), but he pees out of preemie diapers at record speed. He's 6 lbs 2 oz, skinny lil dude, but he can pee approximately 457 gallons a day so it seems. I am getting fed up with pee jetting out the leg holes, and before you ask yes we've tried pointing it both up AND down and neither makes a difference. Pee jetting out the top of the diaper, or pee out the leg hole.

Take diaper off and it's pee hosing off the wall, lay him down and pee is all over me. We are drowning in baby urine and i don't know what to do hahaha. Any advice from boy mamas? 😂