Name fooling

So I have the pressure from many on what I should name our babies and we get the stink face when we bring up our choices. So we decided to give our babies bogus names and names we dislike....I know I know it's mean but hey it's fun!!! We chose Eleanor and Gertrude for girls and Eugene and Lester for boys as our decoy names hehehe. Sorry if you did pick any of these names they may mean something to you, no offense just all fun