So I have kind of a funny story. Still makes me laugh wanted to share so you can have a laugh.

It was my first 420 celebration with my husband and never before had I celebrated. Well we decided to go celebrate with one of my husband's friends and her boyfriend. We get there and after they get everything set up they look over at me and say "take a dab" and my husband agrees. I've smoked before but never dabbed up until this point. I thought "HeY iT'lL bE LiKe FlOwEr" and I take a dab. Within seconds I mean literally seconds I am so blazed I had tunnel vision and everything sounded muffled. I felt completely catatonic. It was so crazy. And for some reason I decided to keep smoking with them. We left and I start driving. (don't come at me I apparently couldn't use my brain either lol). We get to the major cross streets to our house and I stopped a good 100 ft from the light. It was red and I thought we were closer. My husband starts panicking and says "babe pull up you're really far from the light! And THERES A COP RIGHT THERE!!!" Thankfully the light immediately turns green and we finally make it to our house. We get to our room and the last thing I remembered was eating 3 FAMILY PACKS OF OREOS and a glass of milk and passed out. When I woke up my husband just laughed at me and told me everything that happened.