Just one of those days.

It's been one of those days today lmao.

My dog peed on the floor in excitement as I took her out. I slipped in it while I cleaned it up and got covered in pee so I had to stick my daughter in her bouncy seat, bring her to bathroom and shower.

Then my daughter, while sitting in my lap, pooped down my thigh and all over the bed. Had to strip the bed, throw everything in the wash. She got a bath after this which was thankfully uneventful.

Then for some fucking reason despite having 2 litterboxes clean and available, one of our cats shit in the shower 🙃 he's a kitten and also a little nuts so, who knows. Thinking maybe my sibling accidentally locked him in the bathroom? Idk.

Daughter has begun teething and, naturally, while I'm about to clean up the poo, she begins screeching. High pitched, bloody murder, get your ass over here now style scream. Switch gears, wash hands real well, give her teething gel and let her chew on a teether for a few.

Made a comment to my sibling that "if I get any more body fluids that aren't mine on me today I'm just gonna go to bed". Feed daughter... who almost never spits up. She spit up all over my leg when I burped her.

My husband was meant to get off early and I was elated for a 10 minute breather.. he then got held up at work an extra 3.5hrs, no early break for me 🤣

I will say though she was very well behaved when I filed her baby talons today lol. How was everyone else's day? 🤣