Does anyone else talk to their SO like this? 😂😂😂

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Lol are we weird or...

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My husband and I agreed that divorce isn't an option. It's either murder or natural death. He caught me watching Unsolved Mysteries one time and I said with a straight face "I'm learning how I can get away with your murder" 😂😂 he told me good luck.

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Lmao. I always like to sneak up behind mine and whisper in his ear something like 'if you don't clean this shit up I'll fucking myrder you' then kiss his cheek and walk away. He does the exact same Shit to me.

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Hahaha I just told my husband he was dead if he doesnt take out the trash. We are super romantic

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Yes all the time.

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Honestly. I know this sounds weird but in my view. I think your SO should be your best friend! And my man is deff my bff!!! If I didn't randomly talk smack and threaten him with loving abusive acts. Then he wouldnt be my best friend 😂😂 on a serious note though. Life is not so serious and it's nice to have someone around you can joke with and have fun.

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Yep. We are totally sarcastic smart asses to one another.

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My boyfriend thinks one day I would kill him out fustratation 😝

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I ask my husband on a daily basis, when he makes a smart as comment or does something annoying, if he'd like to die. He always tells me to bring it on. 😂

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Yes all the time! Especially when he doesn't do the dishes 😒

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I once asked my husband if we were stranded on an island and he died before me if I could eat him to survive.. He said yes! :P

Does anyone else talk to their SO like this? 😂😂😂

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