I live out in the country side and out here there’s farms and people who own cattle. I’m gonna tell you the story of how I had to track a farmer down and tell him that I had every single one of his cows.

I wake up one morning for work and I head out and I open my door to a cow standing in my door way just looking straight at me. Shut the door right back and looked out of my windows and I seriously have about 100 cows in my front yard alone.

My yard was 3 acres and there was not a stretch of land that did not have a cow on it. I was very confused because my yard is fenced in.

So I call into work and I’m like “hi I cannot come in because I woke up to a hundred cows in my possession that do not belong to me. I have to sort this out before I come in.” They we’re like wtf lol okay

So I’m brain storming. I go and shut my gate because cows being out in the road can be hit, and that can legit kill people. So I trap them in my yard. Scariest thing ever these cows were huge and I had to walk across my yard and yeah. Scary lol, There’s lots of land out here and lots of cows that belong to different people. I couldn’t pin point who exactly they belonged to.

So… I call the police station, and I am like “hi yes, I have like 100 Cows in my yard that don’t belong to me. I just woke up with them in my yard and I’m not sure who they belong to or what to do.” So the police go door to door for me like “ello. You wouldn’t happen to be missing about 100 cows would you?” And finally they find the farmer.

Dude rolls up in this tractor to my gate with police and I walk up through all the cows and I said “hi. I have all of your cows.” Pfft I didnt know what else to say 😂 and hes like “I’m sorry, I’ll find out where they’re getting into your yard from. Thanks for keeping them safe.” And is like YEE YEE BOYS LETS HEAD OUT and all of the cows followed his tractor all the way home with police escorts

I had so much cow poop in my yard. Lmfao

He found the spot they got into, there’s like a wooded area behind my house where they found an opening through the fence and made their way in to come poop in my yard.

Then I went to work like 4 hours late lol

I am just telling this because it’s kinda funny.

This is definitely the south 😂 calling the police on a heard of escaped cows 😂😂