I'm a single dad and have 3 kids. 2 boys and a daughter. My daughter is 13, son is 11 and my youngest son is 4. I woke up this morning to get them to school and it's always chaos because nobody does what their supposed to do. My 11 year old peed the bed so I made him take a shower. But that made my 4 year old strip off all his clothes because he wanted to take a bath and I said no you can't have a bath you don't need it so he threw a tantrum. Then he didn't have his shoes on at all and I kept asking where are his shoes and he said idk. I had to take my daughters iPhone away because she was playing on that instead of getting ready. Morning sucked but we get in the car and on already almost late. So I haven't been feeling well lately and I feel a gargle in my stomach. I realized I needed to take a shit. But we are already dressed and in the car and running late and if I get out my 4 year old will what to get out so I hold it and just try to get them to school. And of course traffick is bad this morning. And of course every light is red. I dropped my daughter off at middle school first. Then my two sons go to elementary school. Drop off my son. But my son can't find his homework.... His backpack spilled out and my kids destroyed the backseat of my car so he's looking through and at this point I know I don't just need to shit. This is gonna be diarrhea and I was not gonna be the dad who shit himself at his son's elementary school. So I get out and help him look for it and it doesn't even look like he's looking for it. He's just lazily pushing papers around. I found it and gave it to him and told him to go. Then I had to drive to the other side of the school for PreK drop off. And they do it different. We have to walk our kids to their class. I told myself I can do this without shitting myself. So I get my son and my stomach is going and I drop him off and his teacher.. wants to talk.... And it was about something stupid. It some Halloween thing. IDK. I wasn't listening. But she kept trying to talk to me. I was not gonna shit myself in front of my son's PreK teacher. When I did get to my car I realized I have 5 minutes because I'm gonna shit myself. So I stop by a Walmart and of course their male bathroom is down because of flooding. Because why wouldn't it be😒. I decide to drive home and it's about to happen I find my key and run through the door and I made it! This was the dumbest thing in the world but I have no friends or family so you get to hear about it😂😂😂😂