this happened literally jus now and im about to ball my eyes out.

get this, ive been so hungry and tired all day, i didnt think it was my period bc its not supposed to come for another few days, then i go to the bathroom bc you gotta do what you gotta do and i look at my WHITE underwear and it looks like a murder jus occurred down there.

mind you this is expensive underwear, anyways, i jus figured out that my stomach pains were actually cramps and now im gonna like pass away from the pain.

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