I’ve had an ovarian cyst before and this feels exactly like it did the first time. I haven’t had my doctors appointment yet but I already know for a fact it’s a cyst. It’s on the same ovary too. It just feels like someone tied a knot in my ovary. Sex hurts, pooping hurts, it just hurts in general.

Yes, pooping hurts. Everything down there is connected so when you push your bottom you have something pulling on that cyst…yeah. Like I can’t even shit right.

I named my last cyst Greg, because it was so traumatic I just had to name that SOB and I swore I was having the next one surgically removed because it was an option last time, and I said no.

I learned my lesson.

Can’t wait. Can’t wait for the pelvic exam that’s gonna hurt a whole bunch and the awful ass vaginal ultrasound with the wand thing that’s as long as an arm.

I hate this. I literally hate this.