Accidental waffle stomp

Who remembers that post from a year or so ago? From time to time I think of it and chuckle, safe in the knowledge that I will never have to encounter such a scenario...

Until today.

Showering with my 3 and a half year old and one and a half year old. We have one of those big rubber non-slip mats with the circular holes in, covers the whole shower floor, to make sure the kids don't end up on their arses. I'm sure you can see where this is going...

All of a sudden I'm like "what's that smell?" Then in the corner I see a big, steaming, sloppy turd and the little one casually walking away like she didn't just leave it there. Before I can stop the big one she's stepped right in it. Poop squishes between her toes, through the holes in the mat. The shower sprays on it and shit starts running everywhere.

I need a new bathroom.