Meddleschmertz, CM, and ovulation tests...I'm so confused

Megan
I'm on CD 14 of my 33 day average cycle and very confused and overwhelmed by all the information I've been bombarded with since beginning the TTC journey. My first and most pressing question is, what's up with my CM? It's not incredibly abundant and I have never experienced "egg whites". Can anyone come up with another description for "fertile" CM? Question 2: pain in my right abdomen, pretty mild but feels like someone's pinching my from the inside, is this ovulation pain? And finally question 3: I've had faint lines for 3 days now on my OTs. I know it's not a positive, but is there LH present if I'm getting the faint lines??? If anyone can help me understand even a little better it would be greatly appreciated! Thank you!!!