I can lie there full of semen but..

tenille
I can't pass wind in front of my partner. Haha seriously it's so annoying sometimes I feel like my gut is going to explode.. But I'm fine with running to the loo with sperm oozing out of me (tmi anyone lol) but can't do a little old fart. Anyway I bd'd on my fertile day and an hour later I'm like ooh can I test now? Ha GL ladies hope I made u smile, or cringe.. Haha