Standard no AF and BFN

tenille
How annoying! Here I am waiting to bleed (192 tampons from costco) and am just getting bfn (internet cheapie green handle) ! 
​My boobs are not sore or swollen. Usually before AF I have these awesome porn star boobs. 
​TMI i seem to have a lot of CM resembling snot (oh that's a nice visual) and a lot of it! (Sorry that was gross)
​Dull cramps
​Nipple tingling every now and then
​sigh, please period make up your mind. I would like to have a guilt free glass of wine. 
​Wishing everyone all the best! 
​Any opinion on my situation would be appreciated.