I hate you af

Oh Mother Nature why must you toy with my emotions? You give me sore boobs, weird cravings, nausea and out of wack hormones on top of that you do silly things like make af 5 days late. Then just to top it off when I finally start to maybe believe that this could be my month and I go out and spend a trillion dollars on hpts you send me that very unwelcomed monthly gift as if to say "haha got you" ughhhhh I wonder if they will let me return these stupid things for opks.