Craziest Thanksgiving Story

What's your craziest Thanksgiving story? I come from a crazy family where each year we're just thankful to make it through the day! Literally.

One year (not even the "craziest" story) my Uncle threw his brother through a wall over a poker game!

I'll be sure to comment this year's madness but I wanna hear others story's and maybe even find one that will give me the motivation to make me actually wanna go to mine. The crazier the better! :))