What do you call your sexuality? What are you attracted to?

I'm not pansexual, completely straight, or any of that crap. I call my sexuality "perverted", I take no sides becuase it makes the most sense to me. I like a little of everything.

Corsets

Long hair

Dark skin: males

Black hair

Native American

Italian

Drag (only when they are obviously guys, not a chicks with dicks or doll thing)

Trench coats.

These are just some examples, I'm fairly shallow. I'm just interested in seeing what other fetishes are out there. Note: they don't have to be oriented around love/relationships, that's obvious. This is purely sexual, but I'm not ruling out "smarts" or whatever as a turn on either.