Your funniest date story

I want to hear the best you have. Laughings good for you ;)

Mine> My husbands a city boy. So we're walking through creek beds, it's fall, all the colors are changing, the waters running clear, it's beautiful. We needed to cross the creek, and there's a few rocks sticking up but they're mossy. So I'm looking for another way, not saying anything, I guess expecting he is doing the same. NOPE. He takes one step on one, SPLASH, and slips into the creek. Which submerged half of him in ice water. He gets up and just looks at me, silent. I cannot stop laughing. What makes it better? He was a goth kid and his perfect hair was flat, eyeliners running, and trench coat is drenched.