Name something you did to try to be sexy, or accidentally that..well, wasn't so sexy. Here's mine:

I was trying out yoga with my sister and we were on our knees, with our faces to the floor and our butts in the air. Idr what she said the position was called. So here comes hubby, who I had no idea was even there, staring at my ass of course. Meanwhile, I'm on my face TRYING SO HARD not to fart. What's he do? He smacks my ass, and guess what? I farted. LOUD. Not so sexy lol.