A series of unfortunate sharting pt. 2

So, as you saw in part one. I walked up the stairs to the bathroom and thought I'd be ok with letting a fart slip.

BUT, it ended up being a shart, all over everything, and im at work.

So.... I tried to clean everything up as best I could, I stuffed paper towels in my pants in between my panties and butt... ugh...

I told my boss I wasn't feeling good and needed to go home.

He said "ok, are you coming back?"

I told him not today, and he told me not to come in tomorrow if I'm not feeling good either lololol