Funny husbands? Things they say

Question

So I passed my fertile week and my husbands wants to see and his like why didn't u tell me u were fertile... I wouldve fertilized u ??
LMAO#husbands

Answer

My husband says stuff like that as well, I like it when he does because some stuff is just so stupid/cute that it makes me smile. The other day he text me to tell me that the bath tub needed recocked, then added, along with my wife. I thought it was hilarious.

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Husband was playing one of my video games. Had been for an hour while I was reading.  Silence for an hour.  Then out of nowhere he screams " die you side neck pussies! Die!" It was a pirate ship he was after lmao.

Funny husbands? Things they say

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