Ridiculous sayings.

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My mother told my niece today " if you break your leg don't come running to me" when she would not stop climbing on the wall. It got me thinking of the stupid sayings she said as I was growing up, like for example " I don't care if your head falls off, you can carry it in your school bag" when I was faking sick. Just for fun, what were the crazy ridiculous sayings that were used when you were growing up?