My husband has a stupid dog (German shaperd) that's not trained and loves jumping the fence so he puts her on a running leash. That doesn't work cuz she found a way if she CHOKES herself she can slip out (anymore tighter the collor would choke her) well e decided to tie the leash shorter around the 

Damn pole reader for our elc that way she doesn't even have a way to jump around things to choke herself.. She is a big dog she is goin to rip that damn pole out and that's another thing that is broken in our yard cuz of her (she don't come in cuz she pees everywhere no matter what and she plays in it, it's gross) 

the asshole part is I asked my son where he wanted to go eat for dinner cuz I don't feel like cooking, he said McDonald's, ok cool cheap.. My husband was like "noooo, I dot want McDonald's" I said it was better then chucky cheese (spelling it out so our son didn't know) and my husband says the word and our son hears it and starts jumping around saying yes yes yes chucky cheese.. Then my husband says no we don't have money for that and brakes his heart.. I get mad and tell my husband that's why I spelled it out so our son don't get like that and my asshole husband act like a damn jerk to our son.