So many symptoms driving me crazy!

I just need to get this out there - this morning I woke up and my boobs are so sore and tender. They hurt a little just sitting here! I'm about a week past ovulation and we bd-ed a few times last week. Two days after eating I've had awful lower abdomen pains and my nose is in mucus overdrive (sorry!) I'm randomly nauseous and have kind of milky CM. my next period is in 9 days and it's driving me crazy because it's too soon to test! Sorry - crazy symptom rant over ;)