Would you rather...

Only two options! It's an 'if you HAD to choose' kind of thing so lesser of two evils hahah

To clarify-

You couldn't talk at a normal volume or whisper, you'd only ever be able to speak very loudly or shout to talk to someone. Imagine sexy times with that going on 😂

The farts wouldn't smell but they would be very loud and very obviously farts so you couldn't cover it up. Think of your old relative who farts when they laugh 😂

...yes it's immature but if you're going to complain, move along! Just a bit of fun 😉