What's the craziest thing your fur baby (pet has done)

Denise • Hey girls hey 💁
I have an insane Engligh Bulldog. His name is Papa Bear and he's 4 1/2 years old. I had him since he was 9wks and boy let me tell you he is the weirdest dog I have ever met (he's totally my child). 
He likes to hide under the bed and lick the floor(we call it dusting). Let's see what else one day we were in the elevator with a Great Dane (Otis) and Papa totally tried to climb up Otis and lose his virginty lol. Safe to say Otis dad thought it was funny and I'm a proud mother of a gay dog 😂😂😂🐶🐶🐶
He's done lots of weird things over the years but I'm too tired to think 
Oh yeah in time he shat(is that how u spell it) all over the vet when he tried to clip his nails... That was horrible