Regional Slang

I am from Atlanta, Georgia. I grew up in the city (ITP) all my life. I don't have a southern accent (unless drunk). But I have pretty funny southern slang. 
"Bless your heart." = "you're dumb as sh*t" 
"Bob's losing his religion over Betty's drinking!"  =  "bob's at the end of his rope / beyond frustrated/upset/angry/depressed with Betty's drinking"
"Don't you no never mind!" 
Atlanta ones: 
"I ain't here to f*ck spiders" = "duh, no sh*t / obliviously" 
What about y'all? Do you have regional slang? What is it and what does it translste to? 😄