When the Creator was passing out BOOBS

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What would you say if someone look at you chess and said to you "God damn, where the hell were you when the Creator was passing out boobs"? 😄😂😝👏🏾

Accepted Answer

The same place you were when he was passing out brains.

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This applies 
I've got tons of these saved. With my flat chest I've heard it all. People actually say things like this.

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Collecting a good personality. Guess you missed that station.

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Kick them in the tenders because body shaming sucks.

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I'd say "The same place you were when they were passing out manners."

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Punch them in the fucking face.

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That's never happened to me I'm a G cup so I'd laugh and say stuck on the conveyor belt so I got extra! Lol what a funny question!

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Why was that person looking at your tits

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I'd be seething considering I didn't ask for anyone's opinion. My body shouldn't be subject to your comments. I didn't consent to that. It's not your business. 
Seriously. Stop commenting about other people's bodies.

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You imply my tits aren't big enough for you?  Guess that's why they aren't yours.  I wouldn't have time to say this before my SO takes his nose off.

When the Creator was passing out BOOBS

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