So, earlier I woke up from my nap and immediately had to pee as usual. #1 turned into #2. I was glad as it had been a while since I had a decent bowel movement. However, I ended up having some period like cramps in my back and pelvis. It was enough to cause me to start shaking so I finished up and went and got my husband. Standing up made them worse so I asked him if he could get my heating pad and while I waited I got on our bed on all fours and started rocking back and forth and slowly wiggling my hips from side to side. This brought huge relief but I was moaning these soft "I'm in pain" type moans. Lol. Like I was in labor. Then my husband enters the room with water and turned on my heating pad and I'm not even kidding. I seriously looked at him and said, "Babe if I have to push will you help me?" Bahahahaha! He was like, "Babe you're not gonna have to push." Lol. Anyhow I definitely did not give birth. I laid down with my heating pad and fell back asleep. Haha the adventures of a FTM in her third trimester. Lol