I've known my husband for 7 years and been married for two. The whole time we dated he always was very polite etc this past year he has been getting on my nerves. I really feel like punching him in his ball sack. We'll be in bed and he'll fart and laugh - or in the car and he'll put up the windows after farting. It's really starting to piss me off because his farts literally smell like cow SHIT! And to make matters worse they linger! I've told him count less times to stop or go away and do it and his response is "I can't help it" and smiles. The other night I was giving him oral and he farted and smiled. Who the fuck does that!?!?