Vagina juice perfume

Before ANYONE passes judgement, hear me out. When healthy, vaginas produce a very pleasant and light floral, musky scent. This scent is PACKED with pheromones that men are hardwired (ha) to pick up and react to. I conducted a little experiment with this: I stuck my finger in my vag and collected a little fluid, and dabbed it around my neck/behind my ears and let it dry. (You shouldn't find this gross. After all, your man puts his mouth on it. If you wouldn't put it on your body, you shouldn't let him lick it!) I went on a dinner date with my SO (we don't live together.....yet) and he was exceptionally more ravenous than normal. I sat next to him instead of across from him, and when he kissed me hello, his body language changed. He gave me this look as if to say, "you are exceptionally hotter than normal and I have no idea why... but I like it." All through dinner he kept asking things like, "did you cut your hair? Are you wearing different makeup? Are you wearing perfume?" Etc, trying desperately to figure out why he felt particularly sexual towards me! (Obviously in a relationship you always feel sexual towards your significant other, but I mean MORE sexual. Like, let's go to the bathroom and do it type sexual.) In short, my experient was a success!!! Now, any time I want to drive him a little extra crazy, I just dab on a little of my own juices as an aphrodisiac and it works like a charm 😗 you're welcome ladies