Any embarrassing date stories?

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My friend just told me a hilarious story. She was on a date and it was really hot out, so her thighs got all sweaty since she was seated, crossing her legs. When she stood up from the dinner table to use the restroom, it looked like she had wet herself! 😂😂

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We went bowling then to dinner. He'd had the stomach flu the week before and apparently gave it to me. By the time we got back to my place, I got out of the truck, and without any warning, threw up all over the flower bed. Not to mention diarrhea in my sleep. He still married me though.

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Oh I have one my husband and I just got married on our honeymoon we just got a hotel room because we have 2 boy ones mine ones his anyway we were on our honeymoon and it was our first time having sex together and 30 minutes later I told him to pull out and I ended up releasing a lot of liquid it freaked me out I thought I peed on him but it happen 4 more times so in the morning I called the doctors office and went in that next day and told her about it she said that it was normal it's called a female ejaculation and told me 6 out of 100 percent of female can do it I don't know if it's a good or bad thing cause it still happens

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On the second date, he took me to a rooftop bar. We had already been drinking before we got to the bar. I felt like I had to pee but felt I could hold it in. We just kept drinking and talking and we decided to go hit up a club after. I told him I needed to pee, so I went to the girls bathroom. And the line was HUGE and not moving. I started to freak out! I couldn't hold it anymore and yes, so ashamed to say it, but I peed on myself 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 makes me wanna sock myself thinking about it. Lmao

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I dated this guy for about a month. We went out to eat and bowling and after, we decided it was finally to have sex. He had this room built onto his garage that had a wooden futon, TV, etc. in it so we went there to keep from getting caught by his parents. Not even 15 minutes into doing it, his mom walks in and the futon breaks... Most embarrassing moment of my life.

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While going to the movies with my boyfriend today I missteped then went down the stairs in the theater.

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On my first date with my husband, he took me ice skating. It was going great. We talked a lot. Then I tried to sit down on the bench in the middle of the rink and I slipped. He tried to catch me, but it was too late. My tail bone landed right on the edge of the bench.

It must not have bothered him. He did marry me after all.

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I was at the park with my crush and he said something really funny and I laughed so hard that I farted 😂😂😂

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This guy took me on a date to the movies and he kept trying to pull moves on me, and I just wasnt as interested in him as I thought.
He gave me a kiss and his breath was HORRID. So ever time that night that he tried, I was dodging lol.
I felt embarrassed and the fact he kept trying was embarrassing as well lol
I went out with him two more times just in case he might of forgot to brush his teeth or something lmao that wasnt the case I guess. I couldnt get past the stinky breath

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7th grade. I kissed him and cut his lip with my braces. 😂 he told ALL our friends.

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I was a little buzzed off red wine in a gorgeous hotel suite whirlpool tub. My bf at the time (now husband) stood up a little and wanted a bj so I was trying to be all sexy and into it.. And puked all over him. And the tub. It was mortifying and needless to say we didnt use the whirlpool for the rest of the vaca 😂😂😂

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