I will get the ball rolling with my recent story related to "pregnancy brain" (oh yes, it certainly is real).  Today I got dressed for work as normal, putting on my maternity khakis, and shortly after left for work. Once I got to work, I kept searching for my back pockets to put my cell phone in. Then I noticed some "new" pockets in the front that I never remembered having before. Finally I realized that I had somehow managed to put my pants on backwards!! 😳 My husband and I have had a good laugh about it all day. 

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