Have a Good Laugh Ladies!

Dear penis,

I don't think I like you anymore. You used to watch me shave, now all ya do is stare at the floor. Oh dear penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine. That's all we needed to get by. Now it seems things have changed and I think that you're the one to blame. Dear penis, I don't like you anymore.

He sings:

Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore. Cause when you get to drinking,you put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore.

Why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship. Come to terms with truly how we feel. If we put our heads together, we'd just stay home forever. Dear penis, I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney, while you're shaving, shave my balls.