Anyone need a laugh

Ana
So I'm in the bathroom trying to go potty and as I sit a see a spider on the door I kinda freak out but go and kill it right away since it was one I tried to kill a couple days ago. Ok I go back to try to do my business and then bam a freaking grasshopper pops out of no where and I freaking jump up from the toilet freaking out. Sorry I think I'm more terrified of a grasshopper then a spider. So I'm panicking trying to figure how to get this insect I didn't want to kill it. Still wth all I wanted to do is use the bathroom.