Dear uterus, and other lady bits

Dear uterus and other lady bits,

I would greatly appreciate it if we could all work together... I'm really getting frustrated with this behavior.. For six months now we've been TTC our first child... Six long long frustrating painful months... IM TRYING!!! Uterus, you're getting excited && preparing yourself for a baby, just like I am every month! Then when we don't succeed, you flip out rip && shed, causing me physical pain on top of the emotional disappointment I'm already going through... I don't blame you its your job... I understand mother nature && all.... But this month has been different, instead of testing like we usually do, we decided to let mother nature tell us first hand.. Well LADY BITS either y'all need to get to have a get together && have a community meeting && decide if we're pregnant this month or we're going through the painful process of our period... Because this whole little spotting last night followed by 1am on the floor crying cramps but still no AF is NOT working for me!

So either get AF out the door && let her flow so we can try again!! Or stop with the cramping && give me a sign to take a test!!!

Thank you, your future cooperation is Much appreciated,

Frustrated temple you reside in....