Dear loud "church members?"

It's awesome you love Jesus even when your drunk, but, could you maybe not yell about it at 1:30 in the morning? It's very annoying...I mean we knew when we moved we were near a bar so there would be some extra noise on the weekends and normally not bad but, seriously, you had regulars at the bar yelling at you AND the officer who was making rounds gave you a warning. We could hear everything and maybe a bar isn't the best place for a "but it's a church meeting!" ya know? Maybe meet at your house if you all wanna get sloshed and "love Jesus" that loudly that late at night.