Weird dreams

What's the weirdest dream you've had so far? I've had some Mormid dreams but lately they have just been crazy.  Last night, I had a dream I went to an orgy party, all the men were rather large and extremely hairy so I found myself talking to a female who whispers to me she wants to have sex like a dragon in a very demonic type voice so I ran away from her into a kitchen and all the bananas were rotten.  (Note: I have never been to an orgy nor had sex while pretending to be a dragon but if you do these things, no judgement!)