Masturbation with household items

My husband and I haven't had sex in over two months. This is the longest we've been and it's driving me insane. He's just so busy lately and then tired when he comes home. It didn't bother me at first, well it did, but just because of the intimacy with him. I didn't care about the orgasm.. I just wanted the romance and the bonding with him. But NOW I'm super horny and I need an orgasm. I never masturbate. I've done it a few times before when my husband and I were still dating and we would have "phone sex" (lol) and I would finger myself but that's about it. But what's something around the house I could use as a dildo? Because I do not want to go buy one. Lol. (By the way, no need for the comments saying my husband would be offended if I masturbated. I joked with him saying I want a vibrator for Christmas and he laughed. And he's the type the would say something if it bothered him. I'm actually hoping it will turn him on if he knows I'm pleasuring myself. So anyways, what's something around the house I can use as a dildo? By the way, I don't have a removable shower head, unfortunately. Ha!