Dear Pregnancy Symptom s
I dislike you! Are my boobs sore? Yup! Does my back hurt? Yup! Am I craving things? Yup! Does that mean I'm pregnant? Nope! You sneaky Bastards are the same symptoms I get right before AF!
Why cant you be different? Why can't the color of your hair change, why can't your jeans just all of the sudden stop fitting...oh wait!! They do because I'm bloated from AF!!
Oh the cruel "pregnancy symptom" confusion. Stop messing with my emotions! There are only so many pints of ice cream a girl can eat.