11 dpo...BFN...Jalapeños or Turkey?

N • 36 yrs old, Married to the love of my life! Trying for #3 since July 2015 after 2 losses!
Took 2 tests...feeling crazy cramps for the last week. & 4 days till AF. And craving Jalapeños like crazy!! ( I'm Mexican & can't eat spicy lol) but still...really 2 BFN's....testing too early maybe, but really close to giving up. Just gonna wait till the Turkey gets here I guess.... so frustrated & anxious & I have Jalapeño breath & super bloated too! Ugh