Pregnancy test directions

I realize this forum is for faint positives and that's great - we've all had them, we've all questioned our tests, and we've all wanted moral support when our SOs swear we are not pregnant but we definitely are. I love being able to tell someone that I see their faint line, that they're not crazy, and they're about to be a mama! Greatest thing ever. 
But if I see one more test on here that was taken apart, or pulled out of the trash can after 10 hours, or held up directly to a light, I'm gonna go crazy (along with a bunch of others here I'm sure). I KNOW you all want that positive so bad. I get it. But you're only making yourself crazy!
If you can post on here, you can read. And you know that your pregnancy test box says that taking the test apart doesn't work. If you can read, you know that the box also says to not look at and try and read the test after a certain amount of time. I understand the feeling of wanting to see that faint positive so badly, but when you're deliberately reading the test wrong, you're giving yourself false hope. 
Just needed to get that off my chest. Since it's 2015 and everything offends everyone apparently, I'm sure hundreds of you will get offended, but someone had to say it. Baby dust to ALL trying to conceive 🙃😆 I truly hope you get your BFP soon!