Symptoms !!! Please help!!!

Jasmine
I'm on cycle day 47, 44 has been my longest and I was under military conditions stressed and tired so it obviously affected my cycle. Haven't had a cycle at all in December. No spotting or nothing! Last cycle started November 19th. My cycles are slightly irregular but only by a few days, almost never more than 4-5 days off. Well it's January 4th. Took 2 hpts 3days ago and both were negative. Started very mild period like cramps on and off throughout the day a few days ago (when it's my actual cycle the cramps are unbearable and doesn't stop unless I take something, i can barely move if I don't take pain killers) , cm has been egg white and has been for the past few days. This may be tmi but I've been having really dark diarrhea, and a little gassy. Considering the fact that I haven't really been eating much because my appetite has disappeared. My boobs have been sore...this blows me in itself because I had a breast reduction surgery done September 2013 and have had little to no feeling in them since then, I can only feel my nipples, but the outer portion of my breasts have been a little sore, nothing major but more than what I've felt before. Someone please help, I may just be overthinking things because I want a baby so bad! 😩😩😩😩