So stupid stuff my husband says....

Chelsea
So I'm laying on the couch in pjs before he is heading out the door he turns and looks at me. I say look how beautiful your wife is rubbing my big ol' belly (we talk in third person sometimes haha), he just lifts his eyebrows. I was like, "what do I look like a beached whale or something?" He was like, "yeah kind of." WHAT?!?!??! He is like I love your face, arms, legs...I'm like, "your a dick." He was like just kidding, "your beautiful". Uh huh...sure! Almost had a murder scene! He left me a note at lunch, 'I love you more' sign hanging from the ceiling. I love him but the things he says. Does anyone else have this issue?